Reno Omokri Mocks President Muhammadu Buhari and His Lawyer Over Bribe
President Muhammadu Buhari has been accused of deceiving Nigerians after it was discovered that his lawyer allegedly gave Justice Ademola bribe.
Following the shocking revelation that President Muhammadu Buhari’s lawyer gave Justice Niyi Ademola N500,000 which has now been confirmed to be true, a former aide of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan has mocked Buhari.
According to him, for you to escape being harassed by security agencies fighting corruption, all you need to do when they catch you giving bribe is to call your bribe a ‘gift.’
He wrote: “The DEODORANT has been sprayed on Lawyer Awodein and the INSECTICIDE is being sprayed on Justice Ademola. Now I understand @shehusani well!
“Everybody gives gifts but some gifts are more equal than others. For tips on giving EFCC approved gifts, see President @MBuhari’s lawyer!
“If you’re PDP, your gift is defined as bribe, but if you’re PMB’s lawyer, your bribe is defined as gift. Welcome to the new improved Nigeria
“President @MBuhari and his lawyer have shown us the way. Call your corruption ‘gift’ & EFCC will look the other way. All hail PMB & Awodein!
“So if I take bribe and call it gift, according to @FemAdesina, it transforms from bribe to ‘gift’? So PMB believes in Transformation Agenda!”
He added: “But this President Muhammadu Buhari knows how to code better than Mark Zuckerberg! Look at how they coded the ‘gift’! What else have they coded? Is the 2017 budget codedly padded?
“Have they coded INEC to produce only inconclusive elections? Is Babachir’s grass cutting contract a means to get more resources to provide future coded gifts? In fact, I am reliably informed that APC members give GIFT while PDP members give BRIBE but if you were once a PDP member and you are now in the APC you give GIFTED BRIBE! Now we know why Ameachi said he never gave nor received bribe. As an APC member, maybe he gave and received ‘gift’. After all, there is nothing wrong with that! Our leader has shown us the way!”
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